My life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
"They’ve promised that dreams can come true - but forgot to mention that nightmares are dreams, too."
— Oscar Wilde
panties droppin’
sweet jesus.
2:23 AM
This is probably one of the best fortunes I’ve gotten in awhile lol. Gotta love fortune cookies <3.
BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO omg the tags <333333 i literally lol’d for like 5 minutes. youre perfect, absolutely perfect.
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
