I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”
its morning harry rolls over and brushes your cheek “what are you thinking about?” you blush “can I ask you something?” he grins “of course, anything” you perch up on your elbows and whisper “was larry like a little bit real? like come on bruh”
"how to make your crush notice you" by steve rogers
1) Show off your ridiculous shoulder to wait ratio while they have a heart attack on the ground.
2) Mock their pain.
3) Not so subtly try to work your way into their pants.
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
After Fred died George developed a line of Cheering Chocolates, Nightmare Nougat and Memory Mallow for himself and others with PTSD.
Eventually he expanded the line to Safe Silent Sparklers for those with sound sensitivities or triggers and Trigger Talismans which vibrate and block out sound when a trigger is said so that the wearer can leave.
HEADCANON SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, AND ACCEPTED.